Friday, August 03, 2007

JUST WIPE YOUR CHIN, BOB, AND SHUT UP


Representative Bob Allen (R-Fla.) may be looking for a good PR firm this week after he was busted after agreeing to pay an undercover cop $20 if the cop would let Allen blow him. Reportedly the incident took place in a public restroom in a Florida park.
Allen has pleaded not guilty to the incident and said he only meant it as a "joke."... Okay. What the hell; I believe that, but that still leaves the rest of Allen's story to the court, which was that he was scared because the undercover cop was a large black man and that the only other people around were black men.
Well, that certainly begs questions about his machismo, bravery, ethics and personal resolve if he's willing to get down on his knees and suck off a total stranger, in front of God and everybody, simply because he's scared.

3 comments:

TomCat said...

That doesn't even makes sense. He scared??? So he walks up to a man offers him $20 to let him . . . He could have gotten the crap knocked out of him anywhere! A better excuse would have been. "I was in a bad situation and really scared. I knew he was a cop and would get me out safely."

RAT said...

yup.

Idiot! said...

Haha thanks Tomcat for proving once again that Eastern Shore conservatives are much better at coming up with excuses for sodomizing men than conservatives anywhere else in the country.