Resume - George W. Bush6-21-6
ResumeGEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington , DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENTI was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about mydrug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam
COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help ofmy father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas .
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I becamePresident after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporatebankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Courtduring my election decision.I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of thebiggest corporate rip- offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oilindustry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war"detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the GenevaConvention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 millionpeople), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and theirfamilies-in-wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our Britishfriends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat toworld peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.(and I'm not sure the man exists at all)
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailablefor public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealedin secrecy and unavailable for public review.
I am a member of the Republican Party.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS. PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
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17 comments:
Lie about swift boat? What are you talking about, DIck. Molest an Intern?.... As I recall she was the agressor and she was of the age of consent. Sounds like sour grapes coming from someone who never got head at the office from someone younger than his mother..... And if killing people is the benchmark by which you measure a presidential candidate, you should have voted for Kerry.... at least he did it in combat (and has the medals to prove it)and didn't dodge the draft while claiming to be a patriot.
Rat: please make your comments clear... we have no freaking idea who you are talking to.... Also, please convey your thoughts in complete ideas. Thanks.
oh. In that case, just because it's old, it doesn't mean it's not true.... and if we need something more recent on which to comment, there's always Katrina, Iraq, N. Korea, energy policy, WOT, Where's Osama, tax cuts for the rich, .... the list just goes on and on...
Paid for in blood, maybe. But not yours.... btw: the medicine to which you referred is spelled with a "c," not a "k,"
"It's way to easy to crank up you libs.".... the word "to" in this context is spelled "too," and "basterd" is spelled "bastard." You must be a local boy.
And, are you saying the pleasent weather is the result of a free society?
.... and again, what makes you think I'm a liberal?
RR: Again, what makes you think I'm a liberal?
John Kerry molested an intern on a swiftboat? Hot Damn! Can you post pictures?
...and if you're not a liberal, and merely playing devil's advocate, you've got the worst case of Stockholm syndrome I've ever seen. Of course you could be just plain old schizophrenic. I'm okay with that. It's easier to understand.
So you can't name one thing that makes you think I'm a liberal?
This dude ain't a lib. He's a rad-lib.
Hey I support the right to arm bears and I don't have a hillary sticker
The Right to Arm Bears. That's an old National Lampoon spoof isn't it?
The Right to Arm Bears. That's an old National Lampoon spoof isn't it?
It might be Firesign Theater
Nope... No Kerry Sticker.... But I did vote for him, because I already knew what an idiot Bush is.... Go ahead, stand up now and proudly proclaim your support for the dumbest damned president in the history of this nation..... I'd like to see how many other lemmings follow you off that cliff.
River Rat: Air America, wasn't the the air frieght business operated by the CIA during the Viet Nam war?.... Yeah, I'm sure it was. The took over the transportation of heroin from the golden triangle to the europen and american markets so the Montenyards would fight the VC..... if I recall correctly, Air America morphed into Southern Air Freight and did much the same thing in Latin America when Reagan was in charge..... only this time they moved cocaine.... Based out of NOLA, as I recall.
Yup. I voted for Kerry, and that makes me infinately smarter than anyone who voted for the shrub.... I don't use ketchup.
....okay, that wasn't strictly accurate.... the truth is that it means that everyone who voted for the First Moron was infinately more stupid than me.
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