We're beginning to see correlations between the catholic church and Republican Party. Foley steps down, leaps from the closet, and goes to hide in an alcohol rehab facility (Oh great, now he's a pervert and a drunk). Priests get caught with their hands in some young boy's pants and are transferred to another parish or sent to a "rest home." Senior officials in both organizations have knowledge of what's going on but are not punished... This sounds like a RICO crime ... Yup, I'm seeing a pattern, here. Both are really uptight, rigid groups, probably because of repressed sexual issues. Both groups could provide a haven for those who struggle with perversions. Both are a closed society of mostly men.... Hmmmmm. Maybe the G.O.P really stands for Gang Of Pedophiles.
And, for all you conservative family-values types lamenting the loss of one of your leaders, fear not. He's just going to check into rehab, do 60 days and then present himself to you guys as healed from the Devil's curse and expect you to return him to the trough. Because he knows you guys are forgiving of his trespasses, as he would forgive you of yours. Can I get an 'Amen?"
... Just one more thing: he's asking if any of y'all have a teenage son who might be willing to work around his house while he recovers from his epic battle with the Devil.
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